Attorneys General

Look, we’ve complained about this stuff previously – like a whole lot – but you don’t really seem to care. So we’ve concluded that you’re a massive dick and that you probably shouldn’t be our leader. Please tell your friends to back the fuck off (we tried asking, but they won’t listen). As of now, we have no choice but to consider them enemies and rise up against them.

This is all to say that, heads up, we’re declaring our independence from you. From this moment on, we’re independent states doing whatever the fuck we want…

…and doing it together.

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