Attorneys General

We’re leaving you. We think that God, and logic, are on our side.

Look, we’re equal. We have rights. But your government is destructive, so we’re making a new one. We thought it over, and we concluded that you’re a shitty, horrifying human being. Here’s some proof:

1. You don’t respect laws. You delay making new ones and you don’t follow existing ones. You say you’ll only pass new ones if we give up our right to representation.

2. You assemble lawmakers at weird times, in weird places, to try to tire us into agreeing with you.

3. You keep getting rid of our representation whenever we disagree with you, and you won’t let us elect new representation to replace it.

4. When you keep changing your mind, you leave us vulnerable to attack.

5. You won’t let more people join us over here.

6. You want to increase taxes on our land.

7. You won’t establish a justice system, and you completely own the judges by making them dependent on you.

8. You randomly make up offices, fill those offices, and then send those officers to fuck with us. You also send armies to intimidate us, even though we’re not at war, and without our consent. You want these armies to have power over us, and you want us to be subservient to you.

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